Esseeeeeeeeeeeex

I was a wee bit ill this weekend!! On friday night I went on a staff do to the dogs which resulted in me coming away with 15 quid winnings (subsequently spent at the bar). I would like to say this was because of my betting skills but unfortuantly I actually wanted to place a bet on number 4 and 5 to place but I accidently but bets on 4 to place and 3 to win?! This meant that when 3 won and 4 placed I won - yay me! I got fairly excited as you do and a wee bit drunk so I should imagine my department will be taking the mickey out of me today....

On saturday I went to one of the local essex clubs with a few people from work. Boy was that an experience not to be missed! People from essex, how shall I put this?? Quite distinctive! I have discovered that girls like to wear white and big gold belts with extremely short skirts. Also, I didn't know that faces could be that orange with out in fact being oompa loompas. The guys are no better. They are very groomed often wearing many shades of pastel. Plus a lot of them seem to like wearing a big diamond stud in at least one ear!! Good job I am not looking for a man eh! Wjilst queueing (is this right alby / catherine?) up we witnessed a hugs fight between lots of bald headed men and the bouncers. There were proper punches and then the police arrived - it was like a scene from the bill. You don't see that in Bury St. Edmunds....

Anyway the events of the weekend resulted in me being extremely hungover yesterday. So much so that I went and filled up my car without my wallet - good one Jen! I then ate three dairylea dunkers in one go - oh dear....

xx